For My Husband - Ode to Popcorn

 You sit in the chair

        just feet away

Eating your popcorn

        ruining my day

Telling me to write

        about the fluffy white stuff

Not knowing those carbs

        are just way too much

Oh, the temptation I feel

        with you so close

Is it the corn

        or me missing a dose

of those salty lips.

- I win!